madnovel Chapter 579: There's a Quality Problem with Your Products
Chapter 579: There's a Quality Problem with Your Products
That domineering and sharp tone perfectly replicated the pretentious style from that Plague Doctor's memories. The surrounding subordinates immediately nodded without suspicion and quickly began working.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Lynn finally surveyed the layout of this rest area.
It was roughly the size of a basketball court, dimly lit, like walking into the stomach of some massive creature. The viscous, bloody flesh walls gave off a tremendous mental contamination.
But the most eye-catching feature was undoubtedly the massive, crystalline lens-like screen on the opposite wall.
Lynn understood.
This was a flesh-and-blood system completely opposite to mechanical technology.
And naturally, Lynn found it quite familiar.
"Fast! Move faster! Stop dilly-dallying!! If we don't hurry up, that Mechanical Girl will break through soon, and then we're all screwed!"
Lynn shouted commands.
"Hustle up!! Move that over there, put this over here!! Handle with care—if you crack anything, I'll hold you personally responsible!"Lynn perfectly slipped into his role, like a Gestapo officer, shouting as he took on the duties of a taskmaster.
The surrounding Plague Doctors were drenched in sweat, running back and forth without a moment's rest under Lynn's direction.
They were puzzled too.
Usually, their commander was never this hardworking.
But today, he'd suddenly become so dedicated, barking orders off the top of his head as if they were livestock to be herded.
Still, they didn't overthink it.
After all, this was a special period—if they didn't speed up and that Mechanical Girl broke in, they really would all die.
One [Ghost-Faced Screamer] after another was moved in, stacked up like small mountains.
Lynn glanced over, and a panel immediately appeared before his eyes.
【Ghost-Faced Screamer】
【Quality】: High-grade
【Type】: Flesh Creation
【Description】: A flesh creation shaped like a human head, with a huge vertical mouth like a split. It can emit intense mental attacks that shake one's consciousness. When multiple creations are used simultaneously, they form a powerful field in the target area, causing anyone who enters to have their will shattered and die. It's a highly portable flesh-and-blood bio-armament belonging to the Flesh and Blood Cult.
Lynn swept his gaze around.
Then he swiftly grabbed one.
And stuffed it into the System Space within his embrace.
【Ding! You have obtained "Ghost-Faced Screamer" x1】
Alice: "..."
Zuo Zuo: "..."
Then, while the other Plague Doctors weren't paying attention, Lynn deployed his tentacles and frantically stuffed them into his embrace, swiftly pilfering nearly half of the pile.
Zuo Zuo panicked, "Stop stuffing! Stop stuffing! There's no room left! Do you think this is your own house?! What if you get caught stuffing that many?! Stupid Brain!!"
Lynn glanced around, "It's fine. I've got thick skin."
Zuo Zuo (꒪Д꒪)ノ
Soon.
The last Ghost-Faced Screamer was carried over. A Plague Doctor wiped the sweat from his neck and was about to stand up, but when his eyes fell on the pile of Screamers, he was dumbfounded.
Something was wrong.
Something was definitely wrong!
How, in the blink of an eye, had the Screamers decreased so much?!
Why did it feel like the more they moved, the fewer there were?!
"Commander Losh, I feel like there's significantly fewer Screamers than before!"
His eyes wide, he stared in shock at Lynn, who was standing nearby looking perfectly serious, and quickly moved to count the Screamers.
But Lynn simply reached out a hand and stopped his inappropriate behavior.
Standing with his hands behind his back, Lynn said solemnly:
"No need to check. I took them."
The surrounding Plague Doctors were all stunned.
Lynn slowly turned, his gaze extremely sharp as he reached out and grabbed one of the human-head-sized Screamers, his voice dark and grim:
"I truly never imagined that with the enemy at our gates, the corruption within our Leviathan would be this severe. If I hadn't checked, I wouldn't have known—but now I'm shocked. At least half of these Screamers are shoddy, cut-corner garbage products!"
Furious, Lynn slammed the Screamer to the ground with a loud smack.
Thump—
The surrounding Plague Doctors fell silent in terror, standing at attention like (;;;꒪ꈊ꒪;;;), not daring to say a word.
This...
Lynn's gaze was dark as he paced heavily, staring at them, "When you went to the bio-armament factory to procure these, did you not bother to inspect them properly?! How are you supposed to use these against enemies?! If I hadn't noticed and sorted out all the defective products, when that Mechanical Girl breaks through, we'd be a laughingstock!"
Lynn was practically enraged as he kicked one of the head-like Screamers away.
It bounced off the walls in rapid succession with smacking sounds.
One of the Plague Doctors snapped to attention and stammered:
"R-Reporting, Commander Losh! That shouldn't be possible, right? The masters producing bio-armaments inside Leviathan are all elites among elites. There shouldn't be any quality issues."
Lynn sneered, "Oh? Are you questioning me?"
That Plague Doctor trembled, drenched in sweat, chest out as he quivered, "N-No! Commander!"
Lynn sneered again as he grabbed the Screamer that had bounced around and rolled back, "Fine, then let me show you what you call a qualified product. Let's see if it really has no quality issues like you claim!"
In an instant.
Lynn thrust his hand out, shoving it deep into the Screamer's mouth, grabbed its tongue, yanked it outward, and directly activated the Screamer in his hand.
The surrounding Plague Doctors were horrified, quickly reaching out, "Commander, you can't test it here!!"
As Plague Doctors, how could they not know the terror of the Screamer?
Activating it in an enclosed space like this would cause catastrophic damage to the will!
But it was already too late.
The Screamer suddenly writhed violently, and under the horrified gazes of the surrounding Plague Doctors, its mouth snapped open, unleashing a piercing shriek.
The doctors instinctively moved to cover their ears in terror.
But unexpectedly, the Screamer's shriek suddenly slowed, transforming into a melodious rhythm.
"Your mom's cracked♫~ Your mom's gone♪~ Your mom cucked you♩~"
"..."
The room fell into dead silence.
All the Plague Doctors stood frozen, still in their ear-covering positions, their ears inundated with the Screamer's extremely colorful lyrical rhythms.
The music rose and fell, repeated over and over, stuck on a single loop.
"Your mom's gone♫~ Your mom flew away♪~ Your mom ran off with your wife♩~"
"..."
Lynn closed his eyes, (ー`´ー) as he held the Screamer aloft, "Do you have anything to say now?"
The surrounding Plague Doctors all fell silent.