madnovel Chapter 94: You freakish spirit sword! Don't turn me into a beauty-preserving pill!
Chapter 94: You freakish spirit sword! Don't turn me into a beauty-preserving pill!
The third quarter of the hour of You (5-7 PM).
After a busy day, Master Dong dragged his aching body back to his room, staggering.
At this moment, he felt as if he had been trampled by a dozen elephants in turn, and every muscle in his body was protesting.
My shoulders ached so much I couldn't lift them, and my legs felt like they were made of lead; every step felt like I was walking through mud.
"I...I survived..."
Dong Mo slumped into the chair, tilting his head back and panting heavily.
He was able to return unscathed today mainly thanks to that old drunkard Yin Lingsu for getting a craving for wine along the way.
Halfway through the training, she suddenly said, "Ah, it's been so long since I've had osmanthus wine from Heming Mountain." Then she dropped her sword, turned into a streak of light, and flew to Heming Mountain City, leaving Dong Mo alone on the training ground. He was so moved that he almost cried on the spot.
Thank you for the Osmanthus Wine. Thank you to the artisans who brewed it. Thank you for all the wonderful alcoholic beverages in this world.
Dong Mo lay there with his eyes closed for a while, and after barely regaining some strength, he struggled to get up to take a bath and change his clothes.
As the hot water washed over his body, he let out a satisfied sigh, and the fatigue in his body seemed to dissipate somewhat with the flow of water.
After tidying up, Dong Mo sat on the edge of the bed, placed the Purple Nether Sword across his lap, and began to nurture the Purple Nether Sword as usual.
He was the only one in the room at the moment. Feng Ling Shuang, Gu Zi Yue, and Xiao Bai were all taking a bath in the lower cabin.
In this way, Dong Mo no longer felt any psychological burden when using the system to conquer the spirit sword.
Dong Mo skillfully channeled his spiritual energy into the sword, and the Purple Nether Sword immediately emitted a pleasant hum. Then, a familiar line of text appeared on the system panel.
[Purple Nether Sword: Ah~ Master has come to nurture me again, I'm so excited and so satisfied... Oh, hee hee~]
Despite the Purple Nether Sword's aggressive words, Dong Mo remained unfazed.
After this period of getting to know each other, he had become completely immune to the vulgar language of the Purple Nether Sword and the Phoenix Cry Sword. Sometimes, he would even cooperate with them and deliberately utter some perverse lines.
For example, right now...
Dong Mo's lips curled slightly as he lightly stroked the sword's blade with his fingertips, lowering his voice to ask, "Was it good, baby?"
[Purple Nether Sword: Oh wow...so good...]
Dong Mo raised an eyebrow, his fingertips slowly sliding down the spine of the sword.
"Then next I'll make you... experience ecstasy."
The Purple Nether Sword trembled violently, and the runes on its blade shone brightly.
However, at that moment...
A streak of crimson light suddenly flew in from outside the room and hovered in front of Dong Mo at an extremely fast speed.
It was Feng Ling Shuang's sword, the Phoenix Cry Sword.
[Phoenix Cry Sword: Young man, who are you going to make feel like they're dying of pleasure? Let your older sister have some fun too, okay?]
Dong Mo: "..."
Dong Mo was already used to this spirit sword that always seemed to come and sexually harass him. He even felt that if the Phoenix Cry Sword stopped coming one day, he would suspect that something had happened.
However, the Purple Nether Sword didn't think so. Upon seeing its old rival, the Phoenix Cry Sword, arrive again, the Purple Nether Sword immediately sprang up from Dong Mo's lap, its tip pointing directly at the Phoenix Cry Sword, emitting a series of rapid buzzing sounds, and frantically breathing on the Phoenix Cry Sword.
[Purple Nether Sword: Get out of my way! Stay away from my master! You shameless, worthless sword!]
[Phoenix Cry Sword: Hey, why are you yelling so loudly? Can't I come to check on your master?]
Dong Mo subconsciously moved back a little, keeping a sufficient distance from the Phoenix Cry Sword.
Seeing this, Hao Ri Duan Shen Jian was in high spirits, feeling that he was about to get some more entertainment.
On Dong Mo's system panel, the favorability rating of the Hao Ri Duan Shen Jian jumped up again.
Tsk... This guy seems to be having a lot of fun watching this.
As Dong Mo was complaining, the Purple Nether Sword, which was annoyed by the Phoenix Cry Sword, finally couldn't take it anymore. A flash of cold light appeared on the blade, and a sharp sword aura slashed towards the Phoenix Cry Sword!
Fengming Sword didn't even bother to parry. He dodged behind Dong Mo, his sword trembling, and put on a pitiful appearance.
[Phoenix Cry Sword: Young man, look at her! Your haggard wife is trying to kill me again! Do something about her!]
Dong Mo simply chose to ignore this.
[Phoenix Cry Sword: Tired... I'm out of love! So, young man, love can disappear, right?]
The Phoenix Cry Sword circled around Dong Mo, its mournful expression like that of an abandoned young wife.
[Phoenix Cry Sword: Hmph... You little ingrate, you really hurt my feelings. I even brought you some little gifts you like...]
Before Dong Mo could react, the Phoenix Cry Sword trembled slightly...
With a whoosh, a pile of colorful fabrics fell from the sword and covered the entire bed.
Dong Mo looked down and froze.
Those are... a bellyband, and various women's underwear.
Upon seeing this, Dong Mo's pupils contracted sharply, because he recognized that several of the clothes belonged to Xiao Bai!
In addition, several pieces of clothing that clearly belonged to Gu Ziyue and Feng Ling Shuang were also mixed in.
Dong Mo's head suddenly exploded with a "buzz".
Holy crap... this freakish spirit sword! It actually stole Xiao Bai's and Gu Ziyue's and Feng Ling Shuang's personal clothing while they were taking a bath?!
This is like Dong Yong and the Cowherd acting like madmen!
You freakish spirit sword! Don't you dare kill me!
Do you know what time it is now?
I don't want to be grabbed and instantly refined into a fat cat beauty pill!
Upon realizing this, Dong Mo sprang from the bed, hurriedly grabbed the clothes and pulled them into his arms, then turned to rush out.
The Phoenix Cry Sword floated leisurely behind him, its blade gleaming with a cheeky arc.
[Phoenix Cry Sword: Young man, keep it up! I believe in you!]
Dong Mo gritted his teeth: "You just wait... I'll settle the score with you when I get back!"
Dong Mo rushed out of the room, clutching a handful of clothes, and tiptoed towards the bathroom. He prayed as he ran, hoping he could return the things before they finished showering! He absolutely couldn't be discovered!
However, just as he reached the bathroom door, he suddenly heard the laughter and chatter of three girls inside.
Feng Ling Shuang: "Miss Xiao Bai, what do you usually eat? Why is that thing so big?"
Xiao Bai: "Nothing much, just a normal meal..."
Gu Ziyue: "What? Ling Shuang, are you envious? Let me see if your development is normal!"
Feng Ling Shuang: "Gu Zi Yue! Keep those fox claws of yours away from me!"
Gu Ziyue: "Hehehe~"
.........
The sounds of splashing water and girls' laughter came from the bathroom.
Dong Mo stood outside the door, her face instantly turning red to the roots of her ears.
Dong Mo felt his heart pounding, and the erotic scene involuntarily surfaced in his mind. He shook his head vigorously to clear his mind of those chaotic thoughts, took a deep breath, and tiptoed towards the bathroom door, intending to pile his clothes at the doorway and then quickly slip away.
However, he was extremely nervous.
He tripped over something, stumbled, and the clothes in his arms fell to the ground with a dull thud.
The laughter and chatter in the bathroom stopped instantly.
A deathly silence.
A moment later...
"Who?!" Feng Ling Shuang's voice suddenly rose.
"Who's outside?" Gu Ziyue's voice rang out.
Then came a flurry of frantic scrambling to put on bathrobes and the sound of footsteps.